Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 22, 2022

Always room for s’mores.

Don’t be sad Double H. Will you feel differently if it were pancakes instead of s’mores?

never had a s’more in my life and I’m not a big pancake fan. Oh God I must be a member of Rotten-X.

Why would her mother do her hair so that it looks like a pompom on her head?

I like how Hazy is not letting go that she’s being forced to participate.

Which are…ummm…made with FIRE! And maybe cold, hard STEEL!

KA-S’MORES!

For some reason, that blonde kid reminds me of Jenkins.

Here’s how you do it, Hazy: 1) fill the thermos with gas from the troop leader’s car; 2) distract the wolverine by feeding the blonde chick to it; 3) pour the gas on the wolverine; 4) use a lens from the binoculars to focus sunlight and ignite the gas.

If they teach her that, I’m all for this camp!

Works for me.

I was half-expecting the camp counsellors to receive a letter which reads…

WARNING!!! The opinions of this child DO NOT reflect on the parents whatsoever!

But then, my other half reminds me who her father is.

I wonder if summer camps ever have PTA meetings…