Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 24, 2022

Shatt-nering what was left of his credibility

To boldy save what no Earthling has saved before! ;D

You’ll need a membership Picard for that.

Costco doesn’t sell loose fruit. Everything is packaged. Cute, otherwise.

don’t forget the Romulan ale…..aisle 5.

Product placement. What next?

My favorite “Brevity” in a long time. Good job, Dan!

Now will Mr. Spock plug Sam’s Club and temporary change the name to Spock’s Club?

That’s an Enterprise-ing way to earn some extra money. Of course it takes a warped set of values to sell out like that. Kirk was always willing to get into whatever ad venture came along.

Just how long have you been waiting to use this one joke?

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I want to see the manager…..Wil Wheaton……?

these are puns are so bad they’re funny. :D

This entire strip is bound for deep space.

everybody has a warped sense of humor!!!

Kirkland?

this is full of shat(ner)

Trying to stock up on Charmin on a Saturday morning, you’ll leave the store with TPSD.

Don’t have to go to a lot of Tribble!

The best Brevity ever!

Next he’ll be doing commercials for a place selling Chekov’s Gun.

There are old pilots and there are bold pilots but there are no old bold pilots. How did Kirk last so long?

Did you know Big O’s come in a box?

We have Kirkland products in our house, and I DO think of Shatner at times when I see them.

I think Kirkland means “Land of Churches” though.

I! Finally! Figured! Out! How! To! Punctuate! Kirk’s! Sentences!

The funny thing is, I think Shat would be willing to do this as a TV commercial.