Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 01, 2022

Some “big game” hunters will shoot at anything that moves. And often it doesn’t even have to move

Was this man the father of the Jackelope?

He’s quite the Rack-onteur

WHY do they call those things “practical”? My dad (and me thereafter) called them “practically jokes” … as in “nearly funny”.

The hunter knew it was probably a joke, but when it’s a 6-point Bigfoot, you don’t take a chance.

Never tease idiots with guns. I think “Bigfoot Hunter” falls right in the middle of that category.

Most big foot hunters don’t carry guns, or they don’t use them since we have no dead big foots. Live capture seems to be the ideal solution.

Oh deer.

Happy April’s Day.

Let’s hope they do where he’s eventually going.

According to the data, he could have gotten the same result dressed as a cow or horse. Hunting is, at times, a place where keen eyesight isn’t a factor.

It appears the last laugh was on him and got him dead to rights. Way to go human bean.

Tom Lehrer’s spoken intro to his hunting song explained, “Almost every day during the hunting season you see at least one item in the newspapers about somebody who has shot somebody lse, under the impression that he was a deer with a red hat perhaps, maybe a large flesh-colored squirrel.”

Sometimes being funny isn’t very amusing.

“Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die-i-i-i”

When filming “Star Wars”, security had to surround Peter Mayhew while he was dressed as Chewbacca so he didn’t get shot…

I also don’t recall Bigfoot having horns.

His joke was not at all practical.

That’s harsh. Big Foot hunters have pretty much the same sense of humor as Ancient Alien theorists, Flat Earthers, Elvis Lives believers, Stop the Stealers, and a few other groups to whom the inquiry, “Are you serious?” is an invitation to a fist-fight, if not a shooting. /s

The Morristown NJ National Historical Park (where Washington and company endured the coldest winter on record) has colonial era artifacts. I was amused to see an old “bigfoot” on a long handle that was used to clandestinely make Bigfoot prints to keep those believers believing.

My understanding is that “big foot” does not have antlers. That is where you went wrong.

Too many “Elmer Fudd’s” out there.

Or good eyesight.

Big-e-lope?

Must been an Elk member driven out with an clinch fist!

God understands……

It’s from Tom Lehrer.

Don’t kill yourself just because you missed the last issue of MAD.

Uh, if he’s a practical joker, he’s in the wrong place.

How many foot hunters are there, big or small?

Going into the woods dressed like that during big game season would be considered having suicidal tendencies.