Strange Brew by John Deering for March 22, 2022

With an adjustable leg mortgage?

Invest in corn futures – only a buck an ear!

Because pirates have many issues, but old age is not one of them.

invest in cryptocurrency

“And then we can have all the booty we want.”

I’ll leave you to your own interpretation.

He’s just parroting what that birdbrain is saying.

If they only realized….

The beginning of the Rentier Class.

Give the loot to the real pirates.

That’s a beauty of a booty.

Arrrh – on the account of – there be records – and Accountant fees.

All large cash transactions must be reported to the IRS which will put us on their radar.

Well, real pirates seldom buried their treasure….

Of course, historically, pirates generally spent their loot as quickly as they got it. That doesn’t spoil the joke, of course; for me, it makes it even funnier!