Herman by Jim Unger for March 31, 2022

Ahhh…..he’s so cute.

Please send me a wall of bees.

trying to guess the accent here

Look in its pocket

I would rather have the kangaroo.

Clarity of speech is sometimes its own reward.

Is that you Joey?

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

He’s become unglued….

It’s just that the supplier was overstocked with kangaroos because someone else wasn’t listening.

Misheard lyrics…

♫ ♪ There’s a bathroom on the right ♪♫

He’ll hop right to it?

LOL!

Brought to you by the “Please Change your Earing aid Battery Council!”

Oh enjoy the little mistake.

I did send you a kangaroo…

If he had ordered from IKEA, they’d have sent a pony.

Can of glue…kangaroo….could happen?

Send it back in the driverless delivery cart.

Eeee-nun-see-ATE!!!

Boil him down, turn him into glue.

Problem solved!!

(notice that Herman kangaroos look much like Herman dogs. Unger was a genius!!)

One of my husband’s pet peeves, mine too I guess, is that people don’t read event he shortest emails all the way through. It’s like they get a couple of words in and then just make up — and RESPOND TO — that.

Reminds me of an old sketch about Four candles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV1IP4N9ajg

Good grief! Took me 2 days to figure this out … turns out it was pretty funny — LOLOL