Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 06, 2022

It’s what your Brigade is good at.

Spawnyards.

Pffft. You can get any guy to charge uphill if there was a chance of spawning when he reached the top.

Shouldn’t it be upriver instead of uphill?

Seems a bit fishy, if you ask me.

Swim with me on this. There are ladders involved.

My son is a hydro engineer. He builds dams. He designed a device that trapped fish at the base of the dam and transported them to the top to release them.

My granddaughter said that since fish travel in schools, it was a school bus.

P.S., it worked well. The state had to extend the salmon fishing season because of overpopulation.

It’s a suicide mission, not a one will survive.

He should also be asking about the large requisition of cedar planks.

is the salmon brigade the rapids response team…?

It’s what you do best Sargent…..now get ready and go do your thing….

I thought they wee a streaming service.

Sounds fishy to me. (Hey! Someone had to say it.)

They’re good at keeping their roes and columns orderly.

There is always a bear brigade waiting in ambush and reducing our forces to chum.

Love the uniform on the salmon!

We’ll be airlifting you in by Chinook helicopter.

The 407th is picked because the troops can fish out the survivors and either finish them or put them in an underwater POW camp.

Because you are naturals.

You are only a spawn, on the Generals’ chessboard.

Made me laugh! Or at least snicker.

The Salmon Brigade lox in the victory.