Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 15, 2022

The guys were just talking about how it was time to return the beer they had rented.

Love to love…

Waves are being made.

Throw a white cap on our lover boy…

If one can see white caps on the waves, then the water is to choppy for some entertainment.

… never having to say you’re slurry.

Look at Frog Applause trying to sneak erotic content onto my wholesome computer screen.

…I’m not saying this is a rerun…

…nor a repeat…

…not even a FA Classic…

…but this is not what I expected when I logged on to Frog Applause this morning…

…just another happy face or two…

…these maybe Waves on the hard wood…

…we are just lucky that there are no Wacs on or off the big logs…

…the competition between the two was fuerocious…

…afterwards, there was smoke on the water…

…you know…

…Deep Purple…

…duh duh duh…

…duh duh duh duh…

..duh duh duh…

…duh duh…

Let’s go, baby. Surfing Safari! Has anybody seen my Nixon mask?

The incongruity is reaching the thermosphere…

The shelling of Vapid Comic Island was beginning to show some results.

Maybe something went wrong with the handsome ‘Love is’ stud’s reef burial.

…periodic?

Log balancing and waving to a floating Betty Boop look-a-like became the rage of the small town in the south. To this day they hold annual races and axe throwing contests! The grand prize is a barrel of homemade beer…..as for Betty Boop….she was never seen again because one year a drunken axe thrower missed and …well you know….

So that’s how Stuckey’s makes their Pee Can Log Rolls?

The Russian military meeting on the Ides of March …?

OK, guys, let’s get on with the birling.

Remind me never to start a comic strip about superficial married characters who also are not funny (no matter how naked they are).

I thought those were effluent pipes, and this was the auspicious day the people decided to stop dumping raw sewage into the ocean. Plus, the tides of March were scaring away the tourists.

Too lame even to be Love Is…, let us hope those dudes (sic) are standing in fact on the barrels of the Big Guns of their mighty battleship, and that they can be aimed low enough to blow those, those, those things out of the water!

I rest my case, Yonner….