Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for April 06, 2022

“Although it’s dangerous, you have to fly very close to the ground in order to land.” – Old airman’s saying.

Becky aint fast but she sho nuff is a lot safer than going up there.

So—a whole week of mindless chatter!!

I hope there will be a new arc next week—without the rubes!!

It’s just the opposite for crew members on a submarine.

Always strive to keep the number of surfaces even with the number of submergences.

I’ve been tired of these two guys for at least the last 60 years.

I still wonder what happened to the chinese plane that recently crashed in southern china.

Joel…. It is time to overcome your worries and fears! You should take up this adventure! Flying, while challenging and difficult in the modern era, is still going to be worth the risk in this case. You will be the best part of the film if you just give it a try!

You should go find one of your other pipes (or get a new one), and enjoy its simple pleasures while you ruminate a bit about this offer before turning it down. I suspect that after some contemplation with your pipe, you will conclude the opportunity is worth the risk of flying.

Joel and Rufus are frightened to get on an airplane.

ThaT evens things out,because the airlines are equally frightened at the prospect of having them as passengers.

And Hollywood changes their names to “Harry Pierce and Willie Piper”

I don’t like flying either. My GF talked me into a trip to the UK, I told her if the plane is going down I’ll be very angry with her for about 2 minutes. It turns out two Xanax and a sympathetic flight attendant with little bottles of Canadian Club helped.

I just noticed Mayor Melba is aging, Joel and Rufus are not. And Melba has clothes that fit her now.

I never minded flying private, but when it comes to flying commercial; I’d rather take more time and drive.

Like everything else in life, “coming down” is a given. It’s HOW you come down that matters.

I Agrees wid Joel and Rufus, airplane engines quit, there ain’t no walkin’ home!