Herman by Jim Unger for April 24, 2022

And that’s why no one likes dentists

The cover-up is always worse than the crime.

Is it really already this time in that century?

I’d rather do wife’s birthday.

No, he doesn’t care about his dental appointment. But, he’s gotten himself into more trouble.

“I’ll be looking for that cake after you’re done done at the dentist.

… and pick up some ice cream and a dozen roses while you’re at it."

She should have let him do all that, then told him about the missed appointment.

Oy…..

Lady, played it for all it’s worth. Lest he catch on, eventually.

Open mouth, insert foot.

If he keeps guessing everyday is her birthday, he’ll eventually get it right

She should wait until she sees the gift before telling him about the dental appointment.

I think today was yell at her Husband day, again. Seems like it happens every week maybe on garbage day too.

“That too?”