Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 29, 2022

Guessing he had a crappy round of golf.

Remember, the king always wins.

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The King got angry he could not get his ball through the opening without hitting the slowly spinning arms of the windmill.

Is he writing down definitions or is he adding some new words?

Is this slang only inappropriate for commoners?

lol!

Golf. The second most frustrating waste of time ever. aaarrrggghhh!

I must say playing golf has “improved” my vocabulary considerably, but unforunately much of my new-found knowledge is unusable in polite company… :D

Fink always wins….Rodney can’t get past his anger so he let loose on the green…

Did the king get a hole-in-one?

Instead of using “Click” to indicate the door being unlocked, I’m sure glad they wrote “Unlock”. Otherwise we might not have known how a key works. :-X

A golf course is generally pretty big. Plenty of strange places that a golf ball can find. “Inappropriate slang” sometimes ensues.

When I first read Rodney’s lines, my brain went to him using the King as a golf ball.

Inappropriate for golf?

Wow! Love the art in the 1st panel! Really nice shine on that floor!

Guessing The Fink had a crappy round of golf, thereby providing new vocab for Rodney.

Nice library drawing.

Chris Rock and Will Smith completed the foursome.

What a slappin’ 18-holes.

I guess that almost works as a metaphor, but it should be the club that goes in the hole, not the ball.

What is this afront?? Such glorious background detail never before seen in an Id strip!

He’s writing down all the words he had to swallow while they played.

Golf is flog spelled backward. Hmm?

Whatever, but the library is shiny clean.