Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 30, 2022

She’s smoking mad

what, the wiz cannot make a smoke detector when the Mrs. isn’t around?

The first time it went off scaring the wife it would get thrown out.

Smelled like something was burning in here.

Wiz and Blanche are not salad eaters, I guess.

LOL!

The air in there must be terrible! Say goodbye to the lungs.

Pipe smoke and burned food? Can’t say much for what she’s cookin’.

Wow, it must be a horrible tobacco if it smells of burnt food……

Don’t see many pipe smokers anymore.

“Smoking is injurious to health, it causes cancer! None of the actors in this movie/show/comic promotes or endorses Smoking” This line would have popped up somewhere if this comic was in India. It is mandatory to put this line at the beginning of every TV shows, movies, Internet videos, etc. Also whenever someone lights one up on the show, a small “Smoking Kills” can be seen someplace on the screen.

His pleasure does not outweigh her displeasure is seems. Out you go Wiz, you should’a known better.

So what’s really in that pipe, Wiz???

Why does she have shoes and the wizard goes barefoot?

Does anyone still smoke a pipe any more in 2022? I have never seen that, only cigarettes.

Depends on what’s in the pipe, doesn’t it?

Wiz! Whoever sold you the Erinmore or Mixture 79 tobaccos has no conscience. Every serious pipe smoker who has puffed tobacco through a pipe knows that those two are the worst blends you can smoke.

And here, she thought the Dino-roast was burning….

Time to re-read “A Counterblaste to Tobacco” by King James I of England and VI of Scotland. “A custome lothsome to the eye, hatefull to the Nose, harmefull to the braine, dangerous to the Lungs, and in the blacke stinking fume thereof, neerest resembling the horrible Stigian smoke of the pit that is bottomelesse.”

She forgot to check outside for a dumpster fire.

Careful, she is tricking you. The new EPA is waiting for you. You’ll never be seen again. She is probably conspiring with the king.

That was how Grandma Green knew the meal was nearly ready. She let it smoke a bit longer, maybe a bit of flame for extra flavor.

Good training. Haven’t met a meal yet I couldn’t swallow, might gag but down it went…AND STAYED!!

He’s a wizard. Can’t he remove the smoke from the room magically?

Why is he smoking roast beef?

I just assumed that the wizard was smoking something much nicer than tobacco.

Either Wizard smokes outside or gets some Nicorette therapy. (If it works, Wiz will stop for good.)

Gag