Spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer "We like to talk big. Vampires do. “I’m going to destroy the world.” That’s just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You’ve got… dog racing, Manchester United. And you’ve got people, billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs."
What’s this!?! An actual honest to god, old fashion funny PBS cartoon with no doom and gloom end of the world social commentary? Do we know if Stephen is ok?
Those crocs are just too stupid. Instead of trying to waste Zebra’s time with a stupid conversation about trying to eat him, or at least try to eat him period, they should go after another zebra, preferably one who is more stupid than our Zebra.
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
The legs are going to be eaten, too.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago
And you two are skin for shoes.
BasilBruce over 2 years ago
So, Zebra’s real name is Big Mac?
Asharah over 2 years ago
Spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer "We like to talk big. Vampires do. “I’m going to destroy the world.” That’s just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You’ve got… dog racing, Manchester United. And you’ve got people, billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs."
Bilan over 2 years ago
More specifically, he’s hamburger with legs that are good enough to keep him away from McLarry’s
OOOW SW over 2 years ago
Yes! A Croc strip i love these
Ryan B Premium Member over 2 years ago
Zebras are not hamburger meat, Crocs.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Crocs, maybe you can suggest a title for him to read like, “To Serve Zebra-kind”
Charliegirl Premium Member over 2 years ago
Well, that was soul shattering!
hariseldon59 over 2 years ago
This reminds me of when Rat opened a fast food stand called McZeeba’s.
https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2010/07/03
iggyman over 2 years ago
The Crocs are back!
iggyman over 2 years ago
Zeeba, want some good advice? Never smile at a crocodile!
Doug K over 2 years ago
It’s all a matter of perspective.
dadoctah over 2 years ago
“Negative, I am a meat popsicle.” — Corbin Dallas (Bruce Willis), “The Fifth Element”
Procat Premium Member over 2 years ago
Bacon cheeseburger
juicebruce over 2 years ago
Nothing like the simple truth of Croc Logic ;-) … May the Croc be with you !
Julius Marold Premium Member over 2 years ago
Get the book on making crocodile skin handbags.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Crocs and Zeeba Neighba are back!!
Purple People Eater over 2 years ago
Zeebra probably tastes like horse meat. He’d make a better sausage than hamburger.
monya_43 over 2 years ago
Zebra says that he is reading a “bunch” of self help books, but he only has one. Also, you can only read one at a time.
VictoryRider over 2 years ago
My self help books keep telling me that I’m Soylent Green … whatever that means.
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
Maybe he could be a racing horse.
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
Not yet he isn’t, and he hasn’t been since the Crocs showed up in 2005.
mail2jbl over 2 years ago
A strip with Zebra and the Crocs is always better than a strip where the characters bitch about social media or smartphones.
Tigrisan Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’ve really got to stop drinking coffee when I’m reading this strip. My laptop can’t take much more.
John Smith over 2 years ago
What’s this!?! An actual honest to god, old fashion funny PBS cartoon with no doom and gloom end of the world social commentary? Do we know if Stephen is ok?
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
(((((((((( GASP)))))))))
Those damned Crocs have one thing in mind….food….
Me not food…..me gentile and different…
diskus Premium Member over 2 years ago
As in Ray Croc?
jessegooddoggy over 2 years ago
Crocs and Zeeba, my day is going to be great!!!!!
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
The crocs need self help. But how do you help anyone too dim to help themselves?
CaveCat87 over 2 years ago
Those crocs are just too stupid. Instead of trying to waste Zebra’s time with a stupid conversation about trying to eat him, or at least try to eat him period, they should go after another zebra, preferably one who is more stupid than our Zebra.
rshive over 2 years ago
As math books say, some things are “intuitively obvious.”
tripwire45 over 2 years ago
Cows are hamburgers and steaks with legs and they’re delicious.
bloodykate over 2 years ago
Giggling!!
deeroll Premium Member over 2 years ago
Love to see Zebra and Crocs back! Thank you!!!!
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Is it just me or do these Crocs talk with a Cajun accent.
zeexenon over 2 years ago
Same old Twist, crocs.
DNCoyote over 2 years ago
Larry will alway be cool to me. The crocs rule :)
Old27F20 over 2 years ago
Hooray, boys is back! Chomp, chomp!
cmxx over 2 years ago
Today’s strip is mandatory reading for anyone who needs to be convinced that someone else’s opinion of us absolutely does not define who we are.
SofaKing over 2 years ago
The crocs speak in the same language as Moe from Calvin and Hobbes.
ComicGent over 2 years ago
I like de crocs. Dey my favrit.
enchantedtk over 2 years ago
Loving me some Zeeba and Crocs
Aether [real one follower] over 2 years ago
Tasty, but what about the legs?
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Croc logic. Impeccable, but frightening. Such bad grammar!
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
Self-help Rule #1: it is always helpful to see things from a different perspective!
DM2860 over 2 years ago
Most herbivores are just devices to convert grass into meat for the carnivores.
missyhyattfan over 2 years ago
Hamburger meat with legs: I needed that laugh!