Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 24, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    The legs are going to be eaten, too.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    And you two are skin for shoes.

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    So, Zebra’s real name is Big Mac?

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    Asharah  over 2 years ago

    Spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer "We like to talk big. Vampires do. “I’m going to destroy the world.” That’s just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You’ve got… dog racing, Manchester United. And you’ve got people, billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs."

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    More specifically, he’s hamburger with legs that are good enough to keep him away from McLarry’s

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    OOOW SW  over 2 years ago

    Yes! A Croc strip i love these

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    Ryan B Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Zebras are not hamburger meat, Crocs.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    Crocs, maybe you can suggest a title for him to read like, “To Serve Zebra-kind”

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Well, that was soul shattering!

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    hariseldon59  over 2 years ago

    This reminds me of when Rat opened a fast food stand called McZeeba’s.

    https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2010/07/03

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    The Crocs are back!

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    Zeeba, want some good advice? Never smile at a crocodile!

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    It’s all a matter of perspective.

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    dadoctah  over 2 years ago

    “Negative, I am a meat popsicle.” — Corbin Dallas (Bruce Willis), “The Fifth Element”

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    Procat Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Bacon cheeseburger

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    juicebruce  over 2 years ago

    Nothing like the simple truth of Croc Logic ;-) … May the Croc be with you !

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    Julius Marold Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Get the book on making crocodile skin handbags.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Crocs and Zeeba Neighba are back!!

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    Purple People Eater  over 2 years ago

    Zeebra probably tastes like horse meat. He’d make a better sausage than hamburger.

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    monya_43  over 2 years ago

    Zebra says that he is reading a “bunch” of self help books, but he only has one. Also, you can only read one at a time.

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    VictoryRider  over 2 years ago

    My self help books keep telling me that I’m Soylent Green … whatever that means.

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    Maybe he could be a racing horse.

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    Not yet he isn’t, and he hasn’t been since the Crocs showed up in 2005.

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    mail2jbl  over 2 years ago

    A strip with Zebra and the Crocs is always better than a strip where the characters bitch about social media or smartphones.

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    Tigrisan Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’ve really got to stop drinking coffee when I’m reading this strip. My laptop can’t take much more.

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    John Smith  over 2 years ago

    What’s this!?! An actual honest to god, old fashion funny PBS cartoon with no doom and gloom end of the world social commentary? Do we know if Stephen is ok?

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    (((((((((( GASP)))))))))

    Those damned Crocs have one thing in mind….food….

    Me not food…..me gentile and different…

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    diskus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    As in Ray Croc?

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    jessegooddoggy  over 2 years ago

    Crocs and Zeeba, my day is going to be great!!!!!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 2 years ago

    The crocs need self help. But how do you help anyone too dim to help themselves?

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    CaveCat87  over 2 years ago

    Those crocs are just too stupid. Instead of trying to waste Zebra’s time with a stupid conversation about trying to eat him, or at least try to eat him period, they should go after another zebra, preferably one who is more stupid than our Zebra.

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    rshive  over 2 years ago

    As math books say, some things are “intuitively obvious.”

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    tripwire45  over 2 years ago

    Cows are hamburgers and steaks with legs and they’re delicious.

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    bloodykate  over 2 years ago

    Giggling!!

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    deeroll Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Love to see Zebra and Crocs back! Thank you!!!!

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    Buckeye67  over 2 years ago

    Is it just me or do these Crocs talk with a Cajun accent.

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    Same old Twist, crocs.

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    DNCoyote  over 2 years ago

    Larry will alway be cool to me. The crocs rule :)

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    Old27F20  over 2 years ago

    Hooray, boys is back! Chomp, chomp!

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    cmxx  over 2 years ago

    Today’s strip is mandatory reading for anyone who needs to be convinced that someone else’s opinion of us absolutely does not define who we are.

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    SofaKing Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The crocs speak in the same language as Moe from Calvin and Hobbes.

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    ComicGent  over 2 years ago

    I like de crocs. Dey my favrit.

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    enchantedtk  over 2 years ago

    Loving me some Zeeba and Crocs

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    Aether [real one follower]  over 2 years ago

    Tasty, but what about the legs?

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Croc logic. Impeccable, but frightening. Such bad grammar!

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Self-help Rule #1: it is always helpful to see things from a different perspective!

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    DM2860  over 2 years ago

    Most herbivores are just devices to convert grass into meat for the carnivores.

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    missyhyattfan  over 2 years ago

    Hamburger meat with legs: I needed that laugh!

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