Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 30, 2022

And the dead skin can be erased.

Ever one has dead skin eating germs.

That’s a mite unsettling

Ok, show of hands… whose eyebrows started to itch as soon as you saw this? :D

I heard there are similar living in all our eyelashes! horrible thought.

And if it weren’t for those mites, we’d ALL be up to our eyebrows in dead skin!

Oooo. Going highbrow on us today!

Maybe they used to have them before the mite population overwhelmed them.

This mite poop seems like more of an issue than whatever’s going on in that “Smoke Gets in Your Eyes” song.

“Real life” adventures?

Have at it…..

I used to have eyebrows. Now I know why I don’t anymore. Somehow, this knowledge doesn’t make me happy.

Love it. Now I have to go back and check old RAs to see if that is the case in every strip, lol.

4th wall?

Just get new pillows regularly and keep laundering all your bedding regularly, also. Full of mites and mite poop!

That sent me to search for this creature online – and YOW, what an ugly scary looking thing it is!! DON’T GO AND FIND PHOTOS IF YOU WANT TO AVOID NIGHTMARES TONIGHT ;-)