B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 11, 2022

They shelled out dearly

They open a small grill.

So clever! I had to do a double-take.

And is she cooking them in their own shells!?!

“They got invited to a barbecue cook-out, but we weren’t invited……… THANK GOD!”

Looks like Jane shelled out for a new barbecue….

Turtle burgers, YUM!

The original Green egg?

And I found it hard to believe.

Just liking the look of horror in the second panel!

Tortoise burgers? So, that’s what happened to all the talking tortoise’s.

I heard Stanley was a shell of his former self…

Not kosher.

This might just start a fad. Need more Turtle shells.

So that’s how those Big Green Egg grills got their start.

She called it a Bob-a-que, too.

That’s similar to what I think of when I see tortoise shell jewelry.

The tortoise population on the galapagos islands was decimated by people exploiting them for meat and oil :(

Ack.

Gasp!

The sHell you say!

So now Bob and Stanley are homeless.. big deal. Start a fund-me page on FB to upgrade your digs.. they were getting shabby anyway.

Wow!! That’s cold.

They’re soup!

My cousins! THAT’S BARBARIC!!!!

I wouldn’t hang around guys, she’s got a really big appetite.

All for the greater good!!

ROFL!!!

Bob Stanley was a pitcher for the Red Sox. He was good, but sometimes he got shelled!

Wow … a bit grim … just a bit … :/ …

How could he tell that’s who they were?