Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 28, 2022

The third man did it.

We need to get some water from on of the Wells.

Dunno how it arose… bud you need to put it OUT.

I hope the welles don’t run dry!

Martian heat ray. Happens all the time.

A case of Orson? Wells what’s yous gonna dos?

The arson investigator usually waits for the fire to be out, to show up.

welles, the shadow of a joke here…ha ha ha

Well, it was his sled, and he got it on his birthday in 1984.

William Randolph Hearst gave Marion Davies a social disease, which lead to a burning sensation in her rosebud.

Did burning Rosebud get out of hand?

He commits no crime before its time.

GOL (Groaning Out Loud)

whoever did such a thing must’ve had a touch of evil in him…

Wells, wells… at least they have a suspect.