When I was Calvin’s age or a little older, I used to be of the Lego Club Magazine subscription. Think I stopped somewhere will into starting high school.
I like to play with the bots. I look at ads for cars, farm equipment, psychiatrists, women’s clothing, power tools, computer equipment, fire extinguishers and just for good measure, sex toys. I also Google things like thong, salamander and back scratcher in the same query.
OK, so how many of you did Google thong, salamander and back scratcher?
I can’t blow bubbles with gum. I have a recessive gene and can’t roll my tongue. I’ve only me one other person like that but she and I found other things to do with our tongues that were even more fun.
I always bought Doublemint instead of Spearmint. You know why? Because even though the packages were the exact same size and count, Doublemint meant “Double the pleasure! Double the funn!”
Reminds me of one of my jokes. I like to go out with intelligent women. I was out walking with a woman on a date. I offered her a stick of gum but she refused without interrupting our walk. I thought, “She has possibilities – a woman who can walk and eschew gum at the same time.”
It’s kind of funny that there’s nothing more terrifying to some people than to be advertised to. I guess they lack the self-control it takes to not buy everything they see.
at my peak (or nadir, depending on your point of view) i was getting on the order of 30 magazines a month. (it’s a curse to be interested in almost everything)
!!!READ THIS COMMENT IN THAT YOU TUBER ALLEN TSAI’S VOICE!!!
—————————————————————————————————————Did you know that in Calvin and Hobbes May 5th, 1992, Calvin’s “Chewing” magazine includes an interview from a character named Bazooka Joe. Bazooka Joe is a comic strip character from the 70s that was used to promote Bazooka Bubblegum. Because Calvin is also a comic strip character, in his universe, Bazooka Joe is a real person who can be interviewed!
Because Tony learns from his mistakes!—————————————————————————————————————
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
How did Calvin get his parents to pay for the subscription?
codycab over 2 years ago
As kids, we obsessed over little things. I should know, I actually enjoyed gum back then.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago
I can’t wait for Bazooka Joe interview.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
When I was Calvin’s age or a little older, I used to be of the Lego Club Magazine subscription. Think I stopped somewhere will into starting high school.
David_the_CAD over 2 years ago
So this was back in 1992. Scarry how well it predicted what would be going on online now; just missed the fact that printed magazines are almost gone.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 2 years ago
I had a Looney Tunes comic subscription in the 1940s.
Concretionist over 2 years ago
In the 30 years since this strip, targeted advertising has advanced to new and unprecedented levels of intrusive!
MichaelAxelFleming over 2 years ago
And this was 1992! Now I could whisper “cockroach” and twelve ads for exterminators will pop up on my screen.
MichaelAxelFleming over 2 years ago
btw Chandler Bing reads Sit magazine.
Bilan over 2 years ago
I think I’ll pass on the ’92 spearmint. Bleh!
Alexander the Good Enough over 2 years ago
Kid, wait ‘till you grow up. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet!
OTOH, I surf the web quite a bit and I haven’t seen a targeted ad in years, if ever. I’m the Ghost of the Internet. Life on the web is good that way…
JudasPeckerwood over 2 years ago
So Calvin is, what 38 years old or so now? Makes you think, huh.
Baarorso over 2 years ago
I never knew that magazines could be THAT specialized.;-D
Algolei I over 2 years ago
“Rad fashion kneepads for walking and chewing.”
For the people who can’t do both at the same time. Protects the knees from falls and blunt objects.
in.amongst over 2 years ago
Now i really really want to know who Bazooka Joe is!
hubbard3188 over 2 years ago
‘92 huh? Wow, I’d forgotten how long-ago Waterson did these strips. Now I feel REALLY old.
shanen0 over 2 years ago
Remember this was published long before the google sent the ads after us. Pretty amazing predictions.
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
I remember the comic “Bazooka Joe and His Gang” that came with the bubble gum.
Just can’t remember the name of the character whose face was half-covered by his shirt.
djtenltd over 2 years ago
@BE THIS GUY- I think it’s just a part of Calvin’s wacky imagination the same way he created hobbs.
Dr. Quatermass over 2 years ago
Speaking of intrusive advertising, I’m waiting until the day where the “door open” chime on my car becomes a Liberty Mutual or State Farm jingle.
chris.lemarie over 2 years ago
Years before the Internet, cookies and tracing ads… That was prescient.
dflak over 2 years ago
I like to play with the bots. I look at ads for cars, farm equipment, psychiatrists, women’s clothing, power tools, computer equipment, fire extinguishers and just for good measure, sex toys. I also Google things like thong, salamander and back scratcher in the same query.
OK, so how many of you did Google thong, salamander and back scratcher?
jagedlo over 2 years ago
Today, Calvin would be waiting for the latest online version of that magazine and downloading it!
MS72 over 2 years ago
‘92 was a good year.
Kaycee Lane over 2 years ago
If you thought advertising was intrusive back then… just wait
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Advertisers were so limited back then. It’s surprising they sold anything. Snail mail spam was so last century.
txmystic over 2 years ago
‘92 was a good year for spearmints…I still have a few packs in the cellar that haven’t peaked yet…
Redd Panda over 2 years ago
Bazooka Joe!
The penny gum, in the wax wrapper, that was always stale. With a comic. Yum!
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 2 years ago
I can’t blow bubbles with gum. I have a recessive gene and can’t roll my tongue. I’ve only me one other person like that but she and I found other things to do with our tongues that were even more fun.
grocks over 2 years ago
30 years and still fresh!
BoydAdams over 2 years ago
What is the real take-away is how relevant Calvin and Hobbs could remain after at least 30 years (’92 Spearmints in 2022)…
RobinHood over 2 years ago
Wait until you see whats coming.
nathan.sheriff3 over 2 years ago
I love this marketing campaign.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 2 years ago
Yet they still want me to extend the warranty & I haven’t had a car for a decade.
RadioDial Premium Member over 2 years ago
Proves that there is really nothing new in marketing, just ever changing platforms.
rshive over 2 years ago
But they don’t say how the ’92 spearmint is different than the ’91.
gantech over 2 years ago
And just check out the centerfold!
Just-me over 2 years ago
Targeted and focused advertising has only become more so and even more intrusive in the 30 years since this was first published.
cor_en_fa over 2 years ago
For all you nonbelievers out there, panel one is proof Hobbes is real. How else could Calvin reach the mailbox?
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Bazooka Joe is a real person? Who knew!
g04922 over 2 years ago
it was probably a free subscription… they make their money on sales advertised in the rag.
dcdete. over 2 years ago
I always bought Doublemint instead of Spearmint. You know why? Because even though the packages were the exact same size and count, Doublemint meant “Double the pleasure! Double the funn!”
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
Reminds me of one of my jokes. I like to go out with intelligent women. I was out walking with a woman on a date. I offered her a stick of gum but she refused without interrupting our walk. I thought, “She has possibilities – a woman who can walk and eschew gum at the same time.”
I didn’t say it was a good joke. :)
The Wolf In Your Midst over 2 years ago
It’s kind of funny that there’s nothing more terrifying to some people than to be advertised to. I guess they lack the self-control it takes to not buy everything they see.
JonSchuck over 2 years ago
Wow 30 years ago …
delennwen over 2 years ago
Violet Beauregarde certainly is a subscriber too.
hoffquotes2 over 2 years ago
I guess the ‘92 spearmint is vintage now
Calvins Brother over 2 years ago
I used to get Mad Magazine when I was a kid. It later morphed into Playboy.
mindjob over 2 years ago
I once did tongue exercises, but it wasn’t for bigger bubbles
hornacek over 2 years ago
Try to convince kids today that not only would you buy physical magazines, you would subscribe to them and have them mailed to you.
BiggerNate91 over 2 years ago
This was the best way for Watterson to make fun of sports magazines.
wiley207 over 2 years ago
Ahhh, the debut of Chewing Magazine!
KEA over 2 years ago
at my peak (or nadir, depending on your point of view) i was getting on the order of 30 magazines a month. (it’s a curse to be interested in almost everything)
This IJChip Guys over 2 years ago
—————————————————————————————————————Did you know that in Calvin and Hobbes May 5th, 1992, Calvin’s “Chewing” magazine includes an interview from a character named Bazooka Joe. Bazooka Joe is a comic strip character from the 70s that was used to promote Bazooka Bubblegum. Because Calvin is also a comic strip character, in his universe, Bazooka Joe is a real person who can be interviewed!
Because Tony learns from his mistakes!—————————————————————————————————————
C over 2 years ago
What life has in store for you
MFRXIM Premium Member over 2 years ago
I should have kept the Beatles cards with gum, unopened! Can we still buy Chicklets?
StevePappas over 2 years ago
I’d like to read that interview with Bazooka Joe.
jes91354x-miscx over 2 years ago
If they thought advertising was targeted and intrusive in 1992, little could they have imagined it thirty years later.
einarbt over 2 years ago
I guess the targeting has evolved a bit since then …
mdl1911a1 over 2 years ago
There should still be some collector grade ’92 Spearmint on the wall at Pike Place Market