Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 28, 2022

Hang on while I rewind the video so we can see just what it was we were doing.

Then it will become routine.

It’s supposed to rain tomorrow so the mud puddle will be ready for us again.

OK… But lets try what’s on the next page in this Kama Sutra book that I got from on-line.

No don’t tells me what you does!

That was kinky, filthy and disgusting. Let me show you how to do it right so it won’t be disgusting.

Honey, that was just the foreplay !

Gomez Addams is cheating on Morticia??

Just as soon as I can catch the lama, and you get more fresh asparagus.

Oh you sweet summer child, that was just vanilla. Next time I’ll show you the trick with the gelatin eggs, rubber bands, and chopsticks. And that’ll be just the appetizer but even that will turn your brain and spine to mush and it’ll take two weeks or more to uncurl your toes. You want me to leave the tongue stud in or get the one with the left hand threads?

Uff da!

“Take a walk on the wild side.” I said, “Hey, babe, Take a walk on the wild side.” " (Cue Lou Reed and the chorus).

she looks a little flushed.

nicely inked.

What? See watched the Oscars?

…and I always thought she was the shy one….

“Why yes, I have lost about 150 pounds since you last saw me in this dress. How’d you know?”

That reminds me of the time………..

Take my wife out of your @*#&!$# drawings, Lustig!

Any time. I call it my swizzle stick move!

Peaked your interest, huh?

“Next time you can leave your hat on.” (Thanks Joe)

“Is sex dirty? It is if you’re doing it right” – Woody Allen

The only reason people decided to view sex as dirty was so it would be more exciting when they ‘broke the rules’.

My life has always been enhanced when I meet women like this. But every relationship comes with side effects

“I hope, and I pray, for Hester to win just one more A.”

“Tuesday is open…”

Any time you want dear!

Any link to a video detailing what was going on? Curious minds want to know.

The difference between “sexy” and “kinky”:

Sexy is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the entire chicken..

Absolutely the best kind.

Do it again Just a little bit slower. Do it again Just a little bit slower. I just can’t stand it When it’s over. Aw, do it again Just a little bit slower. Jon and Robin

“No wonder it’s illegal in seven states!”

John, I like the work! But let me tell you; I’m down. Your comics cheer me up. I’ll get over it. Some days are worse than others..

“Married to a Redheaded Goddess!!!” Lucky you!!!! If you have any extra laying around let me know….