Agnes by Tony Cochran for April 08, 2022

And now you know

What happened with the blue hair dye job?

Agnes should become a cop—after all, she has flat feet!!

I wondered if Agnes could pick her nose with her toe. And now I know.

Trout has a future in pork chop advertising.

And a pretty small pork chop as well. Try it on a fleshier part of Agnes.. if, you can any.

Start with a caterpillar, and work your way up.

Reminds me to pick up some warped pork chops at the grocery store. They are on sale

“…and it will get worse as you age.”

Agnes, you don’t get into the poor-impulse-control club with a fake tattoo!

This is so “off the wall”. Always give me a chuckle. “Warpred pork chop”. Does it take a warped mind, Tony, to bring forth these random, hilarious pieces.. Lets hear it for warpness! :)