Kliban by B. Kliban for April 18, 2022

Did that cutlet come from piglet’s mom?

I don’t get et.

Mr. Magoo had a pet hamster named Hamlet.

Wrist-let, ank-let …..

The jacket he’s wearing might be a doublet.

Exet

“Sket” sounds cutesy in the same way as “snek.”

Say, why does that “throne” have a hole in the seat? Could he be sitting on a . . . ?

“To sket, or not to sket – that is the question.”