Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 16, 2022

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Tik tok personified

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 2 years ago

    The number of times I try to tell people something, they won’t listen but expect me to fix it

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    saobadao  over 2 years ago

    I bought a mug for my mom that said " I wouldn’t have to be bossy if you just did what I say". Said by an actual 4 year old.

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    hangedman  over 2 years ago

    Unreality.

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    Superfrog  over 2 years ago

    You don’t need a real plan. You just need marketing. Get your brand out there.

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    Scorpio Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’ve got it. Use capital letters when Tweeting it. That’ll show ’em.

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    Shouting louder only returns a sore throat and increased frustration. So many folks were earbuds or are engrossed in their tiny screen worlds, shouting is just background noise.

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    in.amongst  over 2 years ago

    Danae – the NYT just called, there are holding a position just for you.

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    Truth Seeker  over 2 years ago

    Those in charge never listen but spread the blame when things go awry!!

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    Eric Klein  over 2 years ago

    Is this where someone notices and sues her for stealing their idea?

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That’s what they are doing with “Build Back Better” and how’s that working for you?

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    rmercer Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A pretty good pun for a horse!

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    MS72  over 2 years ago

    ALL CAPS AND AN EXCLAMATION POINT! THAT’S ABOUT AS LOUD AS ANYBODY CAN STAND!

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    dflak  over 2 years ago

    Make it sound like a conspiracy, Danae.

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    pgath71 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Shut up and do things my way!” only works if everyone can agree on whose way it is.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You know, that just might work. Go on over to that tree lying in the woods all alone and let’s see if anyone hears you.

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    P51Strega  over 2 years ago

    Funny thing, but once you call someone an idiot, they are less inclined to consider anything else you say.

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    Papakillamon  over 2 years ago

    Buy Twitter, it works for other self important loud mouths.

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    Free or Not? Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Hm. Sounds like the Biden Plan. And the World Economic Forum’s Great Reset.“Shut up and do it my way! By 2030 you’ll own nothing and be happy! Build Back Better”.

    Yup.. That’s the plan. Now shut up. And Be happy! (Or else).

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    oh the ironic pun

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    dot-the-I  over 2 years ago

    Mashup of religious-philosophical “diagnoses” for the genesis of universal stupidity and cause of messiness: prideful fallen slumber. (Putin and the Brooklyn subway shooter come readily to mind as among the current “least awake.”)

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    tee929  over 2 years ago

    Must be something in the air. In ‘Pearls Before Swine’, Rat had an issue about yelling this week as well (I Scream). I just mentally scream at Trumplicans (don’t’ want to upset the wife and the cat too much) or vent through all the great comic stripes there are!

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    rugeirn  over 2 years ago

    No, noisy reasoning.

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    dot-the-I  over 2 years ago

    “Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world.”― Arthur Schopenhauer, Studies in Pessimism: The Essays

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    Ken Otwell  over 2 years ago

    Has she not heard of Twitter?

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    nurbz  over 2 years ago

    “SOUND” Reasoning…ahhaha

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    Tetonbil  over 2 years ago

    Nice word play Lucy! Snerk!

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    Fortunately, when she is older; she’s settle for the “shut up and love me” plan. :)

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    joecoolfiftyfive  over 2 years ago

    because that’s working for Putin

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    andersjg Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Use a bigger “bull—horn.”

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    Danae, take away peoples cell phones if they don’t follow your rules…

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    mindjob  over 2 years ago

    People don’t listen to Danae because she isn’t paying them millions to sit on boards of companies whose products they know nothing about

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    Holden Awn  over 2 years ago

    The Squad has voted to extend membership to Danae.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 2 years ago

    She could start a podcast called “Nobody Listens to Danae Pyle.”

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    feddup  over 2 years ago

    Lucy sounds more like Hobbes every day.

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    Mediatech  over 2 years ago

    Nobody can hear you when you’re shouting.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    Danae, As your Dad said yesterday, Everyone says that.

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    leemorse9777  over 2 years ago

    I’ve lived my life, made a living solving people’s problems. Been pretty good at it. Biggest frustration is giving them an answer that would solve or greatly reduce the problem and their response is “I don’t want to”. Some solutions are harder than others, but it is still the solution.

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    LeslieAnn Premium Member over 2 years ago

    ALL of Lucy’s image is adorably cute. I especially love her tail, forelock, and mane.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 2 years ago

    She just can’t think that they don’t want to. Budding young egotist.

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    PaulGoes  over 2 years ago

    More sound, less reasoning

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