Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 10, 2022

Good thing it wasn’t mercury.

Well alcohol does cure hangovers

Wow! Mine was filled with mercury….

Just don’t suggest rubbing alcohol where he can hear you. Bung will call for a treatment every few minutes.

Mercury, Uranus, thermometer, there must be a joke there, somewhere.

Could have been a carpenter’s level, at one time those were filled with alcohol, that is why they are sometimes called Whiskey Stick.

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Jeez Bung……

Might want to zap Bung’s forehead with the thermometer used for COVID tests.

I’d say darned accurate.