Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 21, 2022

I thought Little Guard Duck had gone to the Ukraine to fight the Russian horde.

We’re not at war anymore? Really?

I thought he went to the Ukraine.

There is one place where the 500+ neighborhood is at odds with each other.

Some people just don’t know what to do when they’re not involved in mayhem. Give peace a chance, duckie.

Go have a chat with Rat, GD.

Send him to Ukraine!

Ukraine calls, Guard Duck

How about if you (help) guard the border from “trespassers”?

Time to unleash the Dogs Of War ! Go kick Putin’s arse in the Ukraine Guard Duck ! Paint a picture of Guard Duck on every Missle we send at the Russian Horde ;-)

If you are bored, I have a jerk of a coworker you can unleash upon.

We have to still be at war! Business profits are sky high!

Actually, G.D., the GQP IS at war with the Average American!!

Go to the RNC headquarters and let them know that we’re not going to take their crapola any longer!!

No peace dividend?

He should come to FL and help Disney, Orange and Osceola counties battle Dictator DeSantis

Putin? :D

Go shoot some of those Muscovy Ducks…

America’s not at war? What news station are you watching? What about your involvement in Syria, Somalia, and Yemen? Don’t those count as wars?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States

Guard Duck has to go to Russia and stop Putin from causing anymore trouble.

Did he suffer a head wound in Ukraine?

I figured he was off to the Ukraine.

There is always a need for Guard Ducks!

…..I don’t get it

Looks like PIG is getting annoyed with Guard Duck….and Pig is getting a pot belly….lol

Guard Duck is always locked and loaded as you can see from his RPG, save ur rounds GD.

Snrk, the US not being at war. Usually you wait until the last panel to give the punchline!

Duck, I think Larry would like to enlist your help with his pesky zeeba neighbors.

And Pig didn’t mention Rat?

With a democrat in office….we will be soon. They have to make money on their investments.

We’re not at war because our dipshit of a President pissed away the one we were fighting in, and the Taliban took over.

GD doesn’t show up as much as he used to. I suppose the RPG is un-PC IMO.

Ukraine could use his help.

RIP Gilbert Gottfried.

Is that duck Russian?

The world stands with Ukraine.

can I borrow the duck please?

one of the problems with having hired killers… what do they do when they retire?

“Not being at war” didn’t stop Americans from joining the Lafayette Escadrille in 1916, or the Royal Canadian Air Force in 1940.

Love me some Guard Duck

Guard Duck has dealt with bad neighbors before. It’s best to be on his side…https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2006/11/20?ct=v&cti=1379251

Us? No wars? Baloney! Our ignoring the warning of bewaring foreign entanglements makes me cry, it’s so sad. Because we put ourselves in the predicament of being surrounded by enemy, we might as well go ahead and require all our 20-Somethings to serve a couple of years.

Bring back the hamper of shame!

I JUST now noticed Pig’s belly button. Has that always been there?

Plenty of action in Ukraine.

If I were Pig, I’d say if I saw that RPG launcher again, we’d be having canard a l’orange for dinner.

-Slava Ukraine Little Guard Duck! They accept international volunteers, and you’ll find plenty of anti-tank action there with your pet RPG….

You need to ask rat about the neighbors…

I have a neighbor I don’t like, Duck