Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 29, 2022

“Sorry, Madam — it derailed.”

He lost it a long time ago. We’re just seeing more and more evidence of it.

“I’d also like two tickets to Pixar’s “Inside Out”."

Left a half hour ago.

Can I get a one way ticket to Nowhere in Particular?

This train is usually petty empty.

It’s a locomotive and a caboose.

That’s on the way to a school of thought. Enrollment voluntary. Tuition free. Full time or part time, your choice. The only debt is to repay the effort with action when you have completed the course.

Hang on a minute, my train of thought is still boarding at the station.

If you don’t know where the train is headed, well it might go somewhere best avoided.

Cheap Day Return!

I have to meet the ferry that crosses the Stream of Consciousness.

This is the D.C. station; that train doesn’t come here anymore.

Wait, what did I come here for?

I would had rather been on the stream of consciousness…

“One for the ’Hogwart’s Express’, please!”

I’d like to lose myself on that train.

This train is off the track!

Sorry, just missed it…

Going anywhere? (Journey-Don’t Stop Believin’)…..