Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 25, 2022

And she just wants to give them something to remember her by… … …

The body count continues to mount

Herpes, the gift that keeps giving, and never goes away.

Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving!

I knew a guitar player who played in bars at night to pay the bills. He started to get a nasty rash when he played. So he went to see his doctor. His doctor looked at him. And looked at his rash. And he told him that it was the worst case of Burl Ives that he had seen in a long, long time.

She’ll just have to learn to love herself.

As long as there not the oozing pusing kind of rash…?. Weellll maybe !

Just don’t make any rash decisions.

And yes Shingles is a mood killer !

Which is how she got the rash. Although after that diagnosis, the old doctor might be in for the night of his life.

The more you keep going girl the less people will like you….until the rash goes away that is.

The doctor won’t kiss it and make it all better?

Stay out of the rain and carry Kleenex….

Batteries might be the remedy here.

GUY ON THE STREET TESTING HIS NEW PICKUP LINE: You look anemic. I believe you could benefit from some well-marbled meat. Let’s go back to my place where I can serve you up a big ol’ saus…

GAL: BEAT IT LOSER! I’M STRICTLY VAGETARIAN!

Guess she’s stuck with good ’ol Mr. Squirmy for awhile.

Doctor: “Well, don’t have sex with anyone until I say it’s okay. I need to write myself a prescription before that.”

Share the good, not the bad.

Or perhaps just an oral exam

Walk it off.xD

The guy that gave you the rash, you can still “like” him.

Like they say in the old yellow pages ad, “let your fingers do the walking.“

“That explains the rash.”