Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 02, 2022

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    rekam Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Pam’s absolutely right.

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    David_the_CAD  over 2 years ago

    Bang, Bang, paradox resolved.

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    Algolei I  over 2 years ago

    This is why I only go hunting with lawyers.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Is Stephan Pastis ghostwriting for you this week, Mr. Rickard?

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Were they standing on two piers wearing a certain brand of khakis?

    Was each wearing a Pair O’ Dockers on a Pair O’ Docks?

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If they were cats in a box, it would be easier.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 2 years ago

    This reminds me of a Dick Cheney story…

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    P51Strega  over 2 years ago

    Life’s a dogma

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    LawrenceS  over 2 years ago

    If you take the Hippocratic oath to help as an absolute would you even be out trying to shoot the ducks in the first place?

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 2 years ago

    They swap ducks and each enjoys a great meal!

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    tripwire45  over 2 years ago

    Do no harm to humans doesn’t mean you can’t shoot ducks.

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    blakerl  over 2 years ago

    Roast Duck???

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    orville rodentbaker  over 2 years ago

    Has Mr. Rickard been hanging with Mr. Pastis??

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    fencie  over 2 years ago

    You bandage the birds with duck tape.

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    ekw555  over 2 years ago

    it smells vaguely of Pastis in here.

    though this was less painful than usual.

    I will accept it.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I think the Hippocratic Oath only applies to sentient creatures. Otherwise, you end up like the Hindu caste that had to sweep in front of where they walked, to prevent killing creatures on accident.

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    sundogusa  over 2 years ago

    Sounds like a bunch of QUACKS!

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    ka-conundrum

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    kartis  over 2 years ago

    This is so stupid. I am going to use it though.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 2 years ago

    But it was really Rabbit Season!

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    Serial Pedant  over 2 years ago

    Correct; when chased by a bear, you only have to wound one lawyer.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Hey guys, the hippocratic oath refers to humans, not ducks. I’m sure Hippocrates ate lots of fowl, in his time. And the black haired beauty is right, they are dorks.

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    gantech  over 2 years ago

    Pam: Queen of the One-Liner.

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    R.U. Kidding  over 2 years ago

    A paradox, a paradox

    A most ingenious paradox!

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    This pa-ra-dox!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXhJKzI1u48

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    ChessPirate  over 2 years ago

    And… If they are both named “Dack”, are Ѡ-Holes, and are intending to build patios, it would be the:

    Pair-a-Dacks pair-a-decks pair-a-dicks pair-a-docs pair-a-ducks paradox….

    ( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

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    Mayor Snorkum  over 2 years ago

    If anyone but Brewster said that, it would be clever and groanably punny. But he did say it, which just makes it dumb, since he doesn’t know he’s making a joke.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 2 years ago

    Slow roast

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    FireAnt_Hater  over 2 years ago

    LOL Rickard is channeling Stephan Pastis of “Pearls before Swine” fame :^)…

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    If they only wound them they are paid of daft Docs.

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    jtrevor99  over 2 years ago

    Has Tim been talking to Stephan Pastis?

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    norphos  over 2 years ago

    Good pun Mister Rickard.

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    norphos  over 2 years ago

    What exactly is Pam doing with her hands, those small white discs and that console?

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    pauljmsn  over 2 years ago

    Sigh I love bad jokes.

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    with brewster and cliff it’s pair o’ dohs…

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Better than Paste Eater.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I like it! But ducks aren’t included in the oath, so…

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    OH, and you might want to look up Alan Sherman’s “One Hippopotami”

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    bakana  over 2 years ago

    Maybe they can settle the question with a Pair O’ Dice ??

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