FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 29, 2022

sure, Roger

I did that this afternoon. No fire starter. Just your standard cylinder with the holes in it, some pine cones, two 1-pages of the newspaper, and some wax paper. The light wasn’t perfect because the charcoal was from last year. My burgers didn’t get burnt, and they didn’t taste like chemicals. Yeah, me.

Looks like the time I used liquid oxygen to start /melt the grill

Hank Hill would not approve….

Foxtrot and Crankshaft appear to share some themes.

Roger must be related to Crankshaft :o)

Seems to explain why Roger doesn’t have eyebrows.

Probably took out another satellite, too.

Global warming wins again!

When it sits out in the sun or when the engine is still warm, I don’t have to prime the lawn mower to get it started.

Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2001/05/27

There will always be some petroleum distillates that evaporate before burning. Great stuff to breathe in and taste on your food.

Better call Fire Marshall Bill!

Uhh… When was the last time Roger used the grill?

Would you call that self lighting charcoal?

Where’s the FOOM? I love a good FOOM!

Yeah, that’s the ticket, Jon Lovitz.

Isn’t this a rerun?

Any one else notice the comic above Foxtrot caught fire?

This was literally me last night…

We need to keep track of how many fire beacons Roger has made with that grill.

Every summer we hear that BBQ foods are loaded with carcinogens and bad for us, but that doesn’t stop us from eating them

If he squirts so much starter on well after it’s started and the fire goes up to the second floor of their house, then this is my neighbor.

Why doesn’t Roger just get a gas grill?

Propane is for N00bs

A gas grill is to bbq’ing what a microwave is to cooking. Some will just never get it.

Whoa! I bet that grill fire was visible from space …

Reminds me of my first time with a charcoal grill – all of our meat ended up tasting like starter fluid!

I think the ISS saw it.

i know a few blacksmiths and bladesmiths that would love that rocket engine he is firing up.

FOOOM!!!

I recommend to you this “Wapsi Square” comic – http://wapsisquare.com/comic/getting-his-attention/

Note that Shelly already has the {cartoon-type} signs of having survived an Event in the first panel.

{It is worth noting that by this point in the continuity Shelly is essentially indestructible… Comes of having a sphinx for grandmother and a Titan for a mother.}

The following pages are fun, too.

Probably from his experiment trying to make smores on a grill.

At this point the goverment should wenponize Rodger Fox.

“My kite!”

He just has to a few coles and a few squirts!!

The Ancients would have liked that as a beacon at night