Pickles by Brian Crane for May 11, 2022

My parents once bought a loaf of keto bread; not very appetizing until they gave the rest of it to me (still not very appetizing, but ate the rest of the rest of it nonetheless).

At least it didn’t work the other way around. I’ve bitten into the contents of a can of cat food grade tuna. Once. I didn’t even spit more out of my mouth than the one bite, which was a near thing…

Maybe Opal should give the doggie treats a try; they may be an improvement over the keto prtezels bites.

Why would you want to do this to yourself, Opal? Or did Earl bought those for your sister’s visits ?

Next time Roscoe jumps on you with his extra weight you might consider hiding the keto pretzel bites whatever they are!

I don’t take advice from anyone who has a nose the size of a baseball.

It looks like Roscoe will be eating healthier than you are, Earl…

As a side warning, the artificial sweetener xylitol does not seem to be used much these days, but it is poisonous to dogs. https://vcahospitals.com/know-your-pet/xylitol-toxicity-in-dogs

How do they make pretzels out of Ketos?

Someone’s gonna pay for that…… and I’ll bet it won’t be the DOG..!!!

Keto pretzels? What is that, bacon tied up in knots?

Helloooooo Earth to Earl…

LOL!

Why do they keep changing stuff anyway? I’ve just barely accepted barbecue potato chips.

had to research Keto Pretzel Bites

Why is she staring at the ceiling?

Like a toddler drinking Red Bull…

Good ole Roscoe…good boy!

This happened years ago when I was a kid. My mom purchased a small bag of doggy treats that looked like puffed Cheetos. My dad came home from work really hungry and didn’t even read what was on the bag. Dad opened them and ate every single one before mom could stop him. His only comment. They tasted pretty good for a doggy treat.

Earlier today, I took a bite of a Keto protein bar and promptly spit it out. Nasty stuff.

What is Keto anyway?

Must’ve been an honest mistake, I bet.

Opal’s nose looks especially big in the last panel.

Well the way it’s written it sounds like Earl mistook them for doggy treats but why would he give the whole batch of “treats” to Roscoe all at once?