The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 04, 2022

talk about looking into the Dark Side!

Who is the father Luke?

Happy May the Fourth everybody!

The OB is looking wan.

Happy Star Wars Day!!!

I deliver babies using FedEx…

I did a breech birth of a calf once, probably something like that, right?

She needs to “Push.” = She needs to “Use the Force.”

Worst Butterfly McQueen imitation ever! (Too bad we’ll never be allowed to see that movie again.)

Maye the forceps be with you, Luke!

Do not think forceps are used much any more!

I have a bad feeling about this.

I am speechless

Blue hands?

GROAN

hoo, baby…

By using the force, Luke could pull that baby out without even using his hands.

“This is not the baby droid you are looking for. Move along, Move along”

This joke is laboured.

May the fourth be with you…always…

Dang it!! Scott is trying to steal my screen name!! Used to be “OB-one you know me”… but shortened it to just Ob-one…………. And shouldn’t he be saying ‘Use the Fourtheps’ today??

May the 4th be with you!

Nice nod to Star Wars day, Mr. HIlburn!

Happy Star Wars Day!

Apparently neither does Ob-Gyn..

Not only is The Argyle Sweater a never-ending source of original pun(ditry), today’s puns are actually topical! Fine work, Mr. Hilburn!

Good one Scott(y)

Just like pulling a swamp rat outta the swamp…

No woman ever birthed a baby in that position.

If he had to deliver the baby through a small exhaust port it would be no problem.

OMG…..best toon ever!

“Look at the size of that thing!”

No, Luke—use the forks! According to Jonathan Swift, babies are delicious.

Quarto de Mayo doesn’t make much sense…..

Labor Wars?

He’s gonna need some long arms to catch that baby . . . .

LOL. Groan. LOL. Mua ha ha ha. I dunno.

Do or do not. There is no try.