Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 04, 2022

The bars on the door disappear when you open it

A little like Lurch and Cousin Itt?

that’s a …. 5-star jail

Nature and cooperation.

Prison cell doors do not swing in, so they cannot be blocked from the inside.

Yesterday’s “B. C.” also had a spider with a white silk thread against an light colored background. I commented: “I wonder what this strip would look like if there is anywhere left where it still appears in black-and-white. Would the spider’s silk show at all?” I’m still wondering.

What do you call a newly married spider couple?

Newly webs.

The Spook shaves ?

Nice. Bell service

I missed my stop. Can I get out here?

Ah, cell service, how quaint.

and the food on the floor is different too

Okay, now that’s a wonderful Idea. A spider web made out of guitar strings. If it was tightened and aligned right, it might even make an interesting musical instrument.

Reminds me of Lurch from Addams Family, he would go “You Rang!! uuhhhhh huh huh huhhhh!!!”

Also, this bell is “Web based”!!

Cartoon Magic!

The guard belongs to the dark web…

and the door changes from an outward opening to an inward opening

Yeah, I’m leaving a terrible review on this Airbnb.

Before Lurch, there was Maynard G. Krebs (The “G” stands for “Walter”). Someone would say some string of negativity, like “The laziest no-account bum in the world”, and up he would pop with “You Rang?” ッ

that’s a pretty taut web

Oh, Gawd, I hope that theme song doesn’t get stuck in my THEY’RE CREEPY AND THEY’RE KOOKIE, MYSTERIOUS AND SPOOKY, THEY’RE ALTOGETHER OOKY, THE ADDAMS FAMILY

Bug be gone.

No, just practicing my music.

I’ll take my tea early today.

I see that Lurch has returned! ;-)