Now, that is one sound sleeping bird. I often wonder how it is that Frank Burns of MASH doesn’t wake up when Hawkeye and Trapper put his right arm in a cast. Or, encase his whole body in a crate with holes in it, and a multitude of other pranks we only hear about. And, yet, this is the same FB, ole weak lips, that woke up when his hand was put into a bowl of water or his feet were sprinkled with snow. It’s a wonder.
I don’t think it is the feathers alone that allows a bird to fly. Most birds are light and made for flight. People are not made to fly. Alas, there goes my dream to fly like Superman!
C over 2 years ago
Fit to be tarred and feathered
David_the_CAD over 2 years ago
That reminds me, time to hit the feathered pillow. Good night.
Scorpio Premium Member over 2 years ago
Wait till they find out that feathers are not the key to manned flight.
seanfear over 2 years ago
and thus… turkey was invented
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
Icarus and Daedalus strike only at night!
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
Bird, I’d say that you’ve been plucked but not kissed.
Qiset over 2 years ago
Daedalus was here.
littlejohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
Now that is what I’d call molting.
nosirrom over 2 years ago
They just want to flock with you.
Doug K over 2 years ago
“Their experimentation is at my expense.”
mrcooncat over 2 years ago
“Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered, just for a case like this. " (Foghorn Leghorn)
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
Now, that is one sound sleeping bird. I often wonder how it is that Frank Burns of MASH doesn’t wake up when Hawkeye and Trapper put his right arm in a cast. Or, encase his whole body in a crate with holes in it, and a multitude of other pranks we only hear about. And, yet, this is the same FB, ole weak lips, that woke up when his hand was put into a bowl of water or his feet were sprinkled with snow. It’s a wonder.
jagedlo over 2 years ago
I hope that he has suntan lotion or he may end up an extra-crispy bird!
rshive over 2 years ago
The wing part needs a little work.
Wirepuncher over 2 years ago
Saying they’re a plucky lot is an understatement.
HOTLOTUS1 over 2 years ago
for your sake, let’s hope they’re not working on dinner
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
High winds didn’t help…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sad, that. It won’t do either of them any good.
Ken Norris Premium Member over 2 years ago
Icarus? Icarus? Is that you up there? Come down here this instant! Oops, that was too fast…
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Do a Google for Featherless Owl.
Just-me over 2 years ago
Hmm. Wonder if this is how some birds became flightless…
Just-me over 2 years ago
Icarus and Daedalus?
poppacapsmokeblower over 2 years ago
Give them the bird!
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
At least they didn’t eat you….
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 2 years ago
Not necessarily.. they could be getting dinner ready.
blakerl over 2 years ago
What goes up must come down.
donwestonmysteries over 2 years ago
So Leonardo DaVinci was just following up in the 15th Century what B.C. started before?
mindjob over 2 years ago
They tried using leaves on the first planes, but those ones always fell
zodismoon over 2 years ago
I don’t think it is the feathers alone that allows a bird to fly. Most birds are light and made for flight. People are not made to fly. Alas, there goes my dream to fly like Superman!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 2 years ago
“Just need the right feathers.”
spaced man spliff over 2 years ago
Man was flying as far back as 1783: The brothers Montgolfier in their hot air balloon.
RWill over 2 years ago
Or inventing the rotisserie.
Moonkey Premium Member over 2 years ago
Isn’t that a flightless bird?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 2 years ago
And making the same mistakes all over again.
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
The eagle looks naked right now.