Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 12, 2022

Guac-a-mole?

Holy moly

Still better than zits.

No Sire, you’ve been out in the sun a bit. The mole is on the tip of your nose.

We had a whack-a-mole in our government but then they cheated him out of his reelection.

FBI will not like this new nickname :)

They are to … “Find the mole and have him whacked.”

Holy moley

I don’t think our leaders are on the same page.

I don’t know but that sounds like a fun department. Do you get tickets to cash in later.

I got them in my yard. Hard to get rid of.

Now that’s funny right there!

ouch. Do you need a cane for that lame?

that’ll teach em when they show there heads. :D

Mallet them into oblivion…

Moose. Rocco. Help the king find the mole.

Sounds more like a Mafia position.

Do it before the moles start revolting

Military intel always leaks because that’s where you put your best moles.

That’s exactly what should happen to all of these people that sign documents for secrecy and then spill their guts. Take them out of the picture.

A whole department for THAT? Whatever happened to the Skeeball department? It’s a far superior arcade game.

Best to not let opponents know you are on to them. Then they never know when they are successful at infiltrating.

Must’ve been one in the Supreme Court, too.

That’s the department I would infiltrate.

Id’s Whack-a-Mole Department is small, consisting of twin brothers named Primo and Segundo. “Ya want we should take care of this for ya, Sire?”

Not available at the nearest Chuck E. Cheese.

Chicken Mole, perhaps.