Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 02, 2022

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    C  over 2 years ago

    And there it is

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    Da'Dad  over 2 years ago

    Jimmy is very seldom so political.

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    wjones  over 2 years ago

    Do you think maybe your size has changed?

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    KenTheCoffinDweller  over 2 years ago

    Does not matter what size you need, they will “Always” be out of it and gladly place it on backorder due to “Supply Chain Difficulties”. “Now while you are waiting, please go to our other pages and place additional orders for the items that we do have in stock. Please, Pretty Please, with a cherry and whipped cream on top! This all stuff our buyers promised would fly out of the warehouse and it seems like it is all glued to the bins.”

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Arlo is referring to Francis Fukuyama’s 1992 book, “The End of History and the Last Man”, written after the end of the Cold War. Unfortunately, Putin refuses to accept Fukuyama’s thesis that liberal democracies are destined to be the dominant form of governments in the world and invaded Ukraine anyway.

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    nosirrom  over 2 years ago

    Same thing happens to me when I shop for tires.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The great mysteries of the universe:

    What is dark energy?

    What is dark matter?

    Why are they always out of my size?

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Stupidly, Arlo. Don’t forget stupidly. Although greed gives it a run for its money.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 2 years ago

    I often feel that, if A&J were living in a swimming pool, Janis would just be getting her feet wet while Arlo would be in over his head.

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    annefackler61  over 2 years ago

    Nice to see Janis has her priorities straight… Not !

    They were the best of times and the worst of times…

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    Jimvideo  over 2 years ago

    A merchant not having your size is such a trivial matter, but comes to the top when your life is safe and secure. A lot of Ukrainians would love to have that kind of life right now.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Well, for one thing, size minus 10 does not exist.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Give them a chance. They keep changing size standards so fat girls can pretend to wear a ten.

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    shorzy  over 2 years ago

    Spot On observation about commodity fetishized US citizens

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The unprovoked attack on Ukraine is proof that the UN, formed after WWII to prevent wars, does NOTHING it is supposed to do. Any country that attacks another like this should not even have a vote in the UN let alone VETO power.

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    david_42  over 2 years ago

    Doesn’t matter, online all you can get is irregulars.

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    jonesbeltone  over 2 years ago

    Janis is competing with herself; All her compatriots have changed their size as well.

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    All I have to do is decide I like something… and then they discontinue it.

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    assrdood  over 2 years ago

    It was only for two weeks to flatten the curve.

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    assrdood  over 2 years ago

    At least I was able to get mint leaves for the juleps this weekend.

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    Hipshot Percussion  over 2 years ago

    Very low availability of all sizes, the loss of the actual size standards, and the very low quality of even expensive brands is a sorry state of affairs.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 2 years ago

    The only sizes I ever find in stock are XXXS or XXXXL, neither of which I can reasonably fit in…

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    I’mStandingRightHere  over 2 years ago

    I used to find amusement that my wife had to try anything on because her size meant different things to different manufacturers. Lately men’s clothing has become just as bad. An LLBean large is not a Brooks Bros large. I recently ordered an XL bicycling jacket. I could barely get my arm through one of the holes. Yet most of my shirts are large…. And it looks like Janis is being drawn a bit thinner.

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    dadlivonia  over 2 years ago

    it isn’t always about you

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    You wear one of the most popular sizes.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 2 years ago

    Signs of the end times: when they don’t got yo size.

    (Your end is probably too small)

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    BJIllistrated Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Eventually we will all run out of options for things we need or want to buy. Then you’ll hear some screaming.

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    locake  over 2 years ago

    Janis does not NEED any more clothing. She only wants it. She has plenty of clothing. Same as me and most adults in the U.S.

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    Well, yes. That is a serious problem also….

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    WF11  over 2 years ago

    An example of a First World problem…

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Yellow hair, blue shirt: Ukrainian flag colors. Arlo matches his words.

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    rugeirn  over 2 years ago

    Selection bias.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “There is no God but Murphy…”

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    bevgreyjones  over 2 years ago

    I’m rather disappointed that Janis is that shallow.

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