Herman by Jim Unger for May 11, 2022

I’ve noticed that

Saturn’s rings are not a sharp as they look.

Then don’t go there, they specialize in ringlets

But you can’t beat the manicure. 18 tentacles for a buck!

It is hard job to change cutters, and the test runs can leave very ugly results.

The barbers are from Uranus; how good can they be?

I don’t think that the creature’s fangs should be green.

With hair like that, it would certainly be tough.

Probably won’t get a decent one here, either.

Scalp hair or ear hair?

Since the influx of immigrants from Neptune, workmanship has taken a hit

same barbershop that they thought they saw Elvis at in 1998

Would you like me to trim the ear hair, too?

“….and everybody’s bald on Mars.”

But the prices are much cheaper…

I know I certainly haven’t.

I know.

I’d watch getting clipped around Uranus too.

With gas prices now, it got to be an expensive hair cut!

It’s the mirrors on opposing walls that do the trick in a barber shop.

Oh, please, you Venusians are always bragging about being from Saturn!