Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 13, 2022

Inspired, no doubt, by Cary Grant.

Cary on.

Do you never wonder why they have to take everything that makes us happy and drag it through the mud?

Pastis would be proud…

any day now mom will start worrying that he’s girl crazy…

Check his closet for ruby slippers and gingham. Not that there’s an issue with it, but it’s better to know.

He has been asking about gingham t-shirts…

“So long, Screwy! See you in St. Louis!” —Bugs Bunny

Sorry, someone was going to do it

There could be a “Call of Judy” variation – Call of Oz.

No courage required.

At least he’s not playing Call of Doodie.

Just a generation ago…that would be every fathers’ nightmare!

I assume that is a play on “Call of Duty”.