Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for May 16, 2022

Be sure to give her a noogie every day Hammie

I’m pretty sure it makes no difference, but it gives his teacher a break.

He works at the Red-headed League, Hammie. You can’t come.

Yeh, and you’re also uneducable!

why not take Wren who doesn’t even have school at all to which to go unlike her older siblings Zoe and Hammie?

I hope that Hammie grows out of that problem.

I became a genius because my brother always hit me in the shoulder. Why? Because that smarts…

Actually she’s admitting that yes, as unlikely as it seems, you can be taught.

Unsmartible? Good one!

it’s bad enough all your coworkers hate you now. If you can bring your kid then I should be allowed to bring my dog. Sounds fair but my dog would act better

No, just uncontrollable.

Zoe’s attitude expression in the last panel is an eliminator for me. Take Hammie and do some bonding. Maybe some of Ted’s over-self confidence can rub off on him. Zoe already has too much.

Dumb – Dumber – Dumberer – Dumbererest – Hammie… ☺

I think your dad is just trying to prevent the chaos you would create Hammie

Unsmartable? That’ll be the word of the year

The things (da-da) … You say (da-da) … You’re So UNSMARTIBLE !! … :)

Hammie already had a turn though.

I was always afraid the teacher would go over something the day I missed and never go over it again. So I only missed a day and a half in the tenth grade and even then only because they wouldn’t let me leave the hospital.

(And yes, there were subjects the teachers never repeated. I wonder if there were any those days.)

Wren is too little and may wreak havoc at Darryl’s office.

This year in the U.S., Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day was April 28. It’s unfortunate that they did not do this strip during that week.

Hammie you’re just making Zoe’s case for her!

And his unsmartibility is irrefixible!

he went with darryl once, its zoes turn now