Pickles by Brian Crane for May 16, 2022

if only

I wish I could (easily) loose about 20 pounds. That would put me back to what I weighed as a college Sophomore, while on the swimming team.

(sighs)

… and I don’t think you want to know what happened next, Pearl.

So we get a look at what Earl looked like when he was younger…

One of the many things I love about my husband is that he recognizes housework when he sees it – and does something about it. He’s a dab hand with a vacuum cleaner, and quite a good cook, to boot.

I weighed 137 @ 6’0" when I graduated high school. I feel much better now (63 years later) weighing 194 @ 6’2". My doctor says that I am in really good shape for a man my age (well, 60+ yr smoker, 3 heart attacks, various injuries over the years.)

Really…… he had ya right up until the CLEANING part..??

Earl had frosty white hair as a young guy?

With the grin on his face holding cleaning products…Try and guess what the NEXT accomplishment was going to be…..

Opal we all have our dreams and the hard part is making them happen :-)

Ah, what a dream that was…….come back!!

He also grew buck teeth from the looks of it.

I liked the first two panels.

Some things a man simply don’t do.

She should be ashamed of herself for dreaming of it!!

dreamed I cleaned the whole house. was very disappointed when i woke and chores still needed doing.

If I can get my hair to grow back, I’m willing to clean the house! At least this once…

I had a cream the other day, where I won $58,000 on a lottery ticket. I knew it was a dream because I’ve never bought a lottery ticket.