Herman by Jim Unger for May 18, 2022

High expectations

But they’re stylish training wheels,

Steel Toes?

Sounds like a line out of the British sitcom Are You Being Served?

I remember my first (and only) pair of chunky platform shoes. I loved them and wore them every day and got pretty good at walking, running, and dancing in them. :P. Thank God, I don’t have them anymore. :)

Just like my first smart phone.

Herman Munster had a pair like that.

Stabilisers more like.

And, for another $5, you get an accident insurance policy

We called them “gun boats”.

And, all the women who have learned to walk in 4 inch heels are laughing at you.

Flashback to the ’70’s

That’s a lot of sole…

I can see why…training wheels?

Don’t you mean training heels???

“…and a Bozo nose.”

Being a fashion trend setter isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

training wheels will take away the macho ambience at the disco

And back-up beepers.

Frankenstein brogans!

how about neck bolts?

Sure it starts with platform shows. Harmless they say, then the next thing you know you’re walking around on stilts…

I bought my granddaughter a pair just like that for Christmas.

Nice elevator shoes!