Herman by Jim Unger for May 21, 2022

I wonder if parents should have a spare house for loud children.

So that God awful sound is what you were calling music.

Removing it so he can tune it.

Now that’s an emphatic response.

Everyone’s a music critic.

What was your first clue.

No, still waiting for it to start.

He had enough of whatever that noise was.

Take note: You will not play this instrument again..ever….

The pianist won’t have the (piano) guts to play anymore. That is one very strong guy. I’m sure the pianist is glad the guy didn’t take out his music criticism on him.

Don’t shoot me, I’m only the piano player

John Cage started out this way

How to get a kid to take to or abandon music – give them a cheap guitar or electronic keyboard. They’ll either want better or quit.

Sing me a song. You’re the piano man. — from Paul Simon

Ya THINK?

“The Boss say’s you should be quiet!”

Less just say he’s detuning it.

“Not music, no. This? Absolutely.”

Herman: Yes!

If he can lift that with one hand, you don’t want to mess with him!