An older lawyer has become a judge in the district he served, and one of his first cases turns out to be a man he’d represented in several cases in the past, mostly petit larceny. As the man is led into the courtroom, the judge’s face breaks into a warm grin.
“Well, Steve,” says the judge, “It’s good to see you again, though maybe you know it’s not so good for you. You’re aware, aren’t you, that I can’t represent you this time?”
“Yassir, I know that,” comes the defendant’s reply.
“So what do you plan to do?”
“I guess I’m just gonna have to tell the truth this time.”
There was a comic named Alan King who had a fantastic routine called “Survived by his Widow!” He used actual Obits. One guy was 104, Survived by his Widow! I don’t remember if he mentioned her age or not, but just hilarious.
A little boy was continually asking his Mom to buy him a hamster.
When she finally did, the child looked after it for a couple of days, but soon he got bored, and it became the Mom’s responsibility to feed it.
One day she got upset with the her son’s carelessness and asked him, “How many times do you think this hamster would have died until now, if I hadn’t been looking after it?”
As a retired engineer I wonder about the structural loading on the bottom donuts. I think they needed to be “aged” several weeks to support the weight of the other layers.
eromlig over 2 years ago
An older lawyer has become a judge in the district he served, and one of his first cases turns out to be a man he’d represented in several cases in the past, mostly petit larceny. As the man is led into the courtroom, the judge’s face breaks into a warm grin.
“Well, Steve,” says the judge, “It’s good to see you again, though maybe you know it’s not so good for you. You’re aware, aren’t you, that I can’t represent you this time?”
“Yassir, I know that,” comes the defendant’s reply.
“So what do you plan to do?”
“I guess I’m just gonna have to tell the truth this time.”
gbars70 over 2 years ago
How about the trans women?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 2 years ago
There was a comic named Alan King who had a fantastic routine called “Survived by his Widow!” He used actual Obits. One guy was 104, Survived by his Widow! I don’t remember if he mentioned her age or not, but just hilarious.
lmuller7 over 2 years ago
DOUGHNUTS !
FrankErnesto over 2 years ago
I connected a hamster wheel to a generator to power my house.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 2 years ago
We’re all hamsters on a wheel of some sort.
Take care, may secret forest clown and revered philosopher Jean-Paul “It’s All About Something Or Other” Sartrord be with you, and gesundheit.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
A pyramid with 3,000 donuts? Oh how I WISH I could’ve been there!
FassEddie over 2 years ago
A little boy was continually asking his Mom to buy him a hamster.
When she finally did, the child looked after it for a couple of days, but soon he got bored, and it became the Mom’s responsibility to feed it.
One day she got upset with the her son’s carelessness and asked him, “How many times do you think this hamster would have died until now, if I hadn’t been looking after it?”
“Um, I don’t know. Once?”
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Dunkin or Krispy Kreme?
dv1093 over 2 years ago
Are you sure those aren’t bagels?
poppacapsmokeblower over 2 years ago
As a retired engineer I wonder about the structural loading on the bottom donuts. I think they needed to be “aged” several weeks to support the weight of the other layers.
j_syr over 2 years ago
King Arthur’s mom ran 6 miles a night?
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Are hamsters physical fitness nuts or are they just bored?
Jogger2 over 2 years ago
Saw a video of a hamster that uses the wheel by lying on her back under it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gIH94st0mY