Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for June 03, 2022

It’s not a real project until you’ve bled on it.

Looking good, Darryl!

Play it up and sell pink lemonade.

A coat of red paint can hide that.

Worst is the table saw!

Love it :) My dad taught me to use his power tools and such. I built my own low-sitting makeup table as a young teen :)

Like to hear how Darryl injured his knee since there is a star emanating from it as well as his thumb/fingers. That’s why I switched to using screws.

If I hold a tool in my right hand, my left hand knows it will soon be bleeding.

Like handling barbed wire. You might as well make up your mind at the beginning that is is going to cut you. It will happen no matter how hard you try to avoid it. You seldom lose very much blood, as long as your clotting factors are up to snuff.

My grandfather always said a home improvement project isn’t legal until someone bleeds. ;-) (He was a little accident-prone.)

I don’t think"finger food" was what Darryl had in mind.

And who ordered the wheelbarrow full of chocolate chips?(which are already melting fast)

That’s for halloween when you sell blood orangeade snerks

Wow Darryl is handy with tools after all.

When I was a kid I never thought of having a lemonade stand.

Why is he holding a hammer?

Good job Darryl.

Haha! XD

That’s what my mother-in-law says about projects on that side of the family – they always seem to require a blood sacrifice!

Gee, another incompetent Darryl joke. How creative.