Okay,. Now that there’s a fairy tale with a lesson. If you’re a charming Prince don’t be cold kissing a strange girl in her bed. Besides, her Dad may have a shotgun.
If he thinks that’s bad,wait until he sees how much hair can grow you know where (everywhere) after not shaving for 100 years.not to mention the length of her toenails!
Hey Prince! Hey Sleeping Beauty! Got a problem with bad breath? Then try new CERTS with Retsyn! New CERTS captures all the fresh, clean flavor of a mountain stream, all the frosty coolness of falling snow!
If your breath with stop a charging rhino, then try new CERTS with a golden drop of Retsyn. And… it comes in several delicious flavors, and in a handy pocket roll of 10.
NEW CERTS… it’s two (smack) two (smack) two mints in one! Stops bad breath in seconds, tastiest mint of all!
Didn’t I see this particular gag in an old Mad Magazine? Her reply to his statement about her awful morning breath (& I hope I’m remembering this correctly), “What did you expect after [sleeping] a hundred years, lilacs?”
C over 2 years ago
Rotten to the core
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
The dark underbelly of fairytales revealed here.
whahoppened over 2 years ago
Just take the rhino’s credit card away from him.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 2 years ago
This is the most realistic depiction of this tale I’ve ever seen.
Copy-&-Paste over 2 years ago
Imagine her bladder consumption snoozing one hundred years..!!
The Pro from Dover over 2 years ago
Jeez! Anybody can have bad breath Beauty. But yours would knock a Buzzard off a shit wagon!…George Carlin
geese28 over 2 years ago
Hose her with listerine
CrimsonOne18 over 2 years ago
LOLOLOL!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Okay,. Now that there’s a fairy tale with a lesson. If you’re a charming Prince don’t be cold kissing a strange girl in her bed. Besides, her Dad may have a shotgun.
jango over 2 years ago
Haven’t heard this in years….“wash her mouth out with soap”
Znox11 over 2 years ago
I imagine her BO was kickin’ as well.
IWannaBeLerxst over 2 years ago
This is the hardest I’ve laughed at this strip in YEARS!!!
manowarrior over 2 years ago
If he thinks that’s bad,wait until he sees how much hair can grow you know where (everywhere) after not shaving for 100 years.not to mention the length of her toenails!
Dobie Premium Member over 2 years ago
Hey Prince! Hey Sleeping Beauty! Got a problem with bad breath? Then try new CERTS with Retsyn! New CERTS captures all the fresh, clean flavor of a mountain stream, all the frosty coolness of falling snow!
If your breath with stop a charging rhino, then try new CERTS with a golden drop of Retsyn. And… it comes in several delicious flavors, and in a handy pocket roll of 10.
NEW CERTS… it’s two (smack) two (smack) two mints in one! Stops bad breath in seconds, tastiest mint of all!
manowarrior over 2 years ago
I wouldn’t want to smell her body odor!
paranormal over 2 years ago
Or 150 feet…
Strider Keninginne Premium Member over 2 years ago
Didn’t I see this particular gag in an old Mad Magazine? Her reply to his statement about her awful morning breath (& I hope I’m remembering this correctly), “What did you expect after [sleeping] a hundred years, lilacs?”
RobinHood over 2 years ago
“Put a Tic Tac in your mouth and get a bang out of life”?
dlaemmerhirt999 over 2 years ago
How has NO ONE mentioned this before now?!?
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Bleeb you old dog, how long have you been in that bed?
Impkins Premium Member over 2 years ago
That must be a plastic flower!!!!!!!!! Now we know. Bleeb has no sense of smell. Hi Little Alien Dude!!!!!!!!! :)
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
You think that is bad, wait until you get a sniff of those sheets…
The Orange Mailman over 2 years ago
Garlic chips will do that.