B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 02, 2022

The excitement must have worn him out

New type of golf swing?

Now, THAT’S what I call taking a mulligan!

That’s one rough looking golf course.

Just thinking about golf makes me want a nap. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

did he set his hammock up on the edge of the driving range

If those are bungie chords, it becomes a slingshot!

Well, he keeps (at least mostly) quiet when you shoot.

Just wait till the Golf Course’s Bogy-man along with the Sandman comes to visit him.

Time to practice your chip shots.

The guy on the right is the only one making really good use of his time.

Mark Twain called golf “a good walk spoiled”….

Watching golf on TV has the same effect on me.

I can so sympathize. The best Sunday afternoon nap comes in front of a TV watching golf, except where I can find a cricket game to snooze to.

BORING BORING BORING

Having played (if what I did could be called playing) golf, there were times I would have preferred to take a nap in a hammock.

The most interesting thing to me about watching tv golf matches is when they track the path of the ball with that red line. Even better would be if they could track the way the golfer thought it was going to go and compare the two.

Also wonder, if, when the ball just barely rims the cup, the beam of the close up camera kinda nudges it that way. :} )

It’s to catch your balls when you slice into the trees…

Tarpal tunnel syndrome.

So is this the reason why golfers yell “SNORE!” to warn spectators when they hit an errant shot? Seems to me “LOOK OUT!” would be more appropriate to avoid beaning an innocent spectator.

You can pick him up on the back 9.

Golf is a pleasant walk ruined by a little white ball.

Plugged lie in the sand tarp.

See ya at the 19th hole !!

Duzz anyone remember the old club names: mashie, niblick, driver, brassie, spoon?

MAD magazine once had a shpiel about golf: giving up the game. "Clubs can be sold, or used as fireplace andirons.’

just a little dyslexic. trap. – tarp

Tarp has several anagrams: trap, prat, part, rapt

Used as a hammock, obviously.