Monty by Jim Meddick for May 27, 2022

Hawks don’t manicure their toenails.

They’re very talonted.

Ask the seagulls. They are the best at it.

Can’t expect to grab something after you’ve doused it with half a bottle of mustard and pickle relish. I mean really?

Time for a parrot kabob

I’ve seen wurst.

Pilsner relishes the idea of being a hawk, but he just can’t cut the mustard.

It’s not a roll he was born to prey….

I doubt he could ever ketchup with it.

At least it’s mustard on the wiener and not catsup.

Snatch in mid swoop and fly? That’s not how hawks do it. He should have swooped down, knocked the wiener to the ground, dispatched it, plucked off the bits he didn’t want, maybe eaten a few beakfuls, and then flown off with what was left only after making sure he had a firm grip on the remains.

Jim Meddick! You owe me a new keyboard! XD

I was hoping for more Moondog @ the museum. Wa Wa

That was the wurst.

It’s time for time out Pilsner!

Throw him in next to the chicken in the freezer.

Hahahahahaha!! I actually literally laughed out loud at this one. Well done, comic drawing guy!

This is why smart small animals and fish coat themselves in mustard. It makes them too slippery to grab.

This weekend: World’s Greatest Brat Fest, right here in Madison, Wisconsin.

I think hawks have the right feet for it. But one can adapt. There are actually some species of duck that live in trees, which would seem to be going about it the hard way.

Doggonit !

Moonie is properly using mustard on HIS hotdog, you ungrateful parakeet, Pilsner. Shame on you for trying to play Bird of Prey….