MythTickle by Justin Thompson for May 18, 2022

Two sides to every question…

Let her loose in a shoe shop, she will be in 7th heaven………

And they were all left.

And before you know it, the pitter-patter of tiny feet …

And her odor was feeted.

I remember that movie, and while everyone tried to figure out how to stop her

[SPOILER ALERT!]

She murdered her cheating husband while simultaneously committing suicide.

In the end, is she defeeted?

No, no, no! This is all wrong!

I’ve seen the old movie.

And I know for a kayfabe fact that the Fifty-Foot Woman is now going out with Leopold, the little, rotund, green, cannibalistic mutant over in the Scary Gary cartoon….

Label something sexist [or racist, or (substitute label here)] first, find out the facts later…

Thor hates the idea of being Kicked around by a 50 foot woman.