Pickles by Brian Crane for June 07, 2022

Will the earplugs get dirty if you let other people and cats handle them?

That would be counterproductive, though I see why Nelson might think of it. Ya snore through your mouth… almost entirely.

what, no sock(s) to stuff into the mouth?

just stay out of the direction of his nose, when they blow out like a pea shooter.

So long as she doesn’t mind having them stuck on the ceiling above the bed. when he sneezes.

What does Earl do when you snore Opal ?

Nelson, you better hope that Opal doesn’t have any ear wax that got on the earplugs!

Reverse CPAP.

CPAP.

“How do you solve a problem like Snore-ia?”

Nelson’s curiosity is always peaked when visiting grandma and grandpa…..

I don’t need ear plugs anymore. Radiation treatments just about ruined my hearing.

Just don’t put them in your ears afterwards.. be like a wet willy but worse.

Please…….. DON’T give her any ideas.!!!!!

Unfortunately, snoring, especially that of large people, has a lot of low-frequency components that cut right through earplugs.

what about gramma and HER snoring…at least my butt wisps get easily wafted with the covers…

Well, you’d only have to do it once…

LOL! What an idea and here I use them in my ears every night!

The medical examiner might get suspicious, though.

Aw, isn’t Nelson sweet and innocent ? It can’t be that he finally figured out that Grandpa has been, A BIG FAT LIAR, feeding him misinformation….and Nelson couldn’t possibly know exactly what stuffing his nose would do………

My cat Jacob ate one once. I was trying to get it from him but he looked me in the eye and swallowed it. It did it on purpose. Thankfully he passed it and we got it from the kitty litter box. The vet had given him a laxative. I am so glad that he did not need surgery to remove it!

Put them up Earl’s nose!