Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for May 22, 2022

Go on Dana, tell her where to put the paper and toner, I dare you.

Duh.

The big problem is the Wite-Out all over that small screen.

We are developing an app to do that.

What Rita really wants to do is tell Dana to print stuff.

This reminds me of the conversation I had with my boss the first time we bought a fax machine. We actually leased 2 machines for $1,500.

That just blew the thing I was told in school, “there is no such thing as a dumb question!”

Please Rita – - stuff them in the battery compartment

Now Rita can laser down office walls remotely

I can see it now, Rita accidentally prints out copies of an embarrassing text message to the printer at work. . . .

Our IT group sent out an email describing how to restart your UNIX workstation if it didn’t restart after the power outage. The email went to everyone’s UNIX workstation.

“I can hook you up with a source.”

Rita, your membership in the Dunning-Kruger Society will take care of that for you.

The sixteen year old intern that minds the printer will take care of that for you. Very likely when they get a message from the printer warning the toner and paper are low. Jams will have to wait for the alternate days they come to office instead of working from home.

I’m sure that an IT tech, somewhere out there, has encountered this exact situation.

ARRRRRRRRRRgggggggg

been there and heard that when i was a service tech

Rita is just yanking Dana’s chain.

End joke with moronic question.