Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 01, 2022

MY EYES!!!!!

trout’s telling agnes to button it…

You want interest? Open a savings account. Agnes will get about the same level of interest there as she would from her naval lint picker friend here.

“Velly interesting… But shtupid!”

But it’s valuable lint.

Definitely an innie.. an outie would never take an hour. But a clean navel is alway desirable when going on a date even though she seems a bit young even for trailer park girls.

Yeah, who can compete with someone pulling lint out of their navel for an hour…..

Some skills take longer to master than others. Lint picking might LOOK easy but…

An hour? That’s a lotta lint, Trout!

As for Agnes’ interesting thought, based on past experience, I wouldn’t mind hearing what’s on her mind. Usually good for a witty comment or two.

Picking lint or anything out of your belly button is just disgusting. I clean mine everyday because if you don’t they smell and it is just gross. My ex husband would sit there and pick stuff out of his while watching tv and just wipe his fingers on his pants and it grossed me out, I told him not to do that but like everything else he never listened to me. People for your own personal hygenie please clean belly button everyday, and not with your fingers, but with soap and water and dry it very good or will get irratated.