Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 29, 2022

i’m afraid I can’t see Carmen carrying you in a purse Poncho, a paper bag perhaps but not a purse!

Poncho there would be no mints for you would of all ready eaten them ;-)

I thought royalty used handkerchiefs.

As a pre-teen, I used the term “snot rag” before ever hearing anyone else say it. I guess it’s one of those things that every generation re-invents, like kids pedaling a tricycle wheel with their hands, imitating an organ grinder.

“Snacks…you call them snacks.”

Listen, Ponch (a/k/a Your Royal High-Ass): THE only royalty I need is DUKE Ellington, COUNT Basie, and four kings & a Trump, that should be JOKER, in my poker hand!

And the winner of Westminster Kennel dog show is a 120 pound Bloodhound.

That’s a good first step.Now,when will they stop cheating the Saint Bernards?

That should be “Whatsoever thou decreest”. (But it would look weird to modern eyes.)

How about “The Royal Lint-Mints..?”

Being a purse dog doesn’t sound so great.

I think the middle English conjugation would be “decreest.” (I decree, Thou decreest, He/She decreeth, We decree, Ye decree, They decree)