When I roll over at night, my body makes noise.
bum bum, ting
he must be living in my neighborhood
Oddly enough, so do my neighbors.
Try a mask and ear plugs. And, oh yeah, lying down.
He better talk to the rest of the band.
Bang the drum slowly, then!
A one man band!
An annoying tune is stuck in his head.
Don’t see too many of those nowadays
Get rid of the accordion.
No bagpipes, so it’s all OK!
I suggest a little soft music before bedtime.
Stop serenading yourself to sleep…
That’s the problem with being a one-man-band… no roadie!
“Don’t sleep on your back.”
Well, you’ll just have to stop taking your work to bed with you.
Try rolling over on the other side!
If you sleep on a mattress instead of a accordion and a base drum you might sleep.
I wonder if any other one man bands have that problem. (If it was an organ grinder, the monkey would also have trouble sleeping.)
Just keep the accordion.
I would too, if all my neighbors were yelling at me all night.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
sirbadger over 2 years ago
When I roll over at night, my body makes noise.
David_the_CAD over 2 years ago
bum bum, ting
seanfear over 2 years ago
he must be living in my neighborhood
Dani Rice over 2 years ago
Oddly enough, so do my neighbors.
sandpiper over 2 years ago
Try a mask and ear plugs. And, oh yeah, lying down.
Wirepuncher over 2 years ago
He better talk to the rest of the band.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Bang the drum slowly, then!
[Unnamed Reader - b76a53] over 2 years ago
A one man band!
PoochFan over 2 years ago
An annoying tune is stuck in his head.
mindjob over 2 years ago
Don’t see too many of those nowadays
rshive over 2 years ago
Get rid of the accordion.
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
No bagpipes, so it’s all OK!
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
I suggest a little soft music before bedtime.
paranormal over 2 years ago
Stop serenading yourself to sleep…
Linguist over 2 years ago
That’s the problem with being a one-man-band… no roadie!
Calvins Brother over 2 years ago
“Don’t sleep on your back.”
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Well, you’ll just have to stop taking your work to bed with you.
ekke over 2 years ago
Try rolling over on the other side!
kathleenhicks62 over 2 years ago
If you sleep on a mattress instead of a accordion and a base drum you might sleep.
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
I wonder if any other one man bands have that problem. (If it was an organ grinder, the monkey would also have trouble sleeping.)
manowarrior over 2 years ago
Just keep the accordion.
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
I would too, if all my neighbors were yelling at me all night.