Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 08, 2022

The table seems to be levitating in panel 2!! Trapped gas???

Leopold always loves a challenge..

I think that Leopold would like Klingon food.

And where did he find a normal Human to prepare(?)

Ah. He likes his food fresh…..

Something else is wrong per the scratches or whatever on the wall. I think Mr Buford is messing with our minds. …More than usual.

Now I want to know what he prepared! What is ‘Normal’ to one culture is ‘Weird’ in another! Breakfast is always a good example. Plenty of arguments of what is best – leftover pizza/hamburgers/meat/etc. from the previous dinner… or something more traditional?

Leo’s idea of a human meal directly involves at least one human.

Calamari, coming right up…as it were.

which particular human are you making a meal of?

Noisy food. Leopold likes his food noisy and on the move, like all predators. Gary, on the other hand, likes his food quiet and caged, as in a bear claw in a box of donuts. The only moaning he wants to hear is his tummy crying out for another jelly filled glazed.

My wife says she doesn’t like steak if she feels like the cow is still mooing.

Klingons agree with you on eating food while it still lives, Leopold only they are fictional

An old girlfriend of mine used to order her steak “mooing.”

We are aware of Leopold’s culinary preferences. But he should try getting along on normal human food for a while (and by human food I do not mean “as livestock”!)….